If you don't have the proper tools....

DON'T DO THE FUCKING JOB!!!
A little lesson that I learned tonight.

It's 10:30, and I'm bored. My hair is too long (for my standards at least). Let's shave the head. I don't have a hair clipper. I do have a mini clipper for my beard. hmm... they both cut hair. OH NO THEY DON'T! At least not in the same way. Half my head done, all half ass and shit, then the @%$!ing clipper decides that it's gonna run out of juice. Motherfucker! What to do? Recharge the clipper and shower. In the AM there's gonna be an emergncy call to D cause he has the proper tool. Guess what I'm gonna buy next.
sigh...
I'm such a dumb ass.