My bizare weekend... part 1 (re-edited)
This weekend, I went to my first bachelor party (that's my friend dressed in a mullet wig and a tiara, he refused to wear the lipstick and fake eyelashes...). A co-worker is getting married in two weeks and he organized his own little get together. Man what an odd day. We were supposed to go to La Ronde on Saturday, but due to the lovely rain that event was canceled. Thank god... I hate La Ronde... Actually, it's not just La Ronde, but amusement parks in general. I never understood why one would pay to try and moake one's self vomit. We each have our things I guess, but personally, this one's not for me. I guess it stems from the fact that I have vertigo (pretty bad case of it too. I can't even look down from a window in a skyscraper without getting all dizzy) and I really don't see the pleasure in going really high up in the air and then being dropped down to the ground at breakneck speeds. What I doo enjoy at the amusment parks are the water rides as well as the spinny rides that nobody else can stomach... you know, like the ones that spin round and round really fast until you stick to the wall, then the floor drops out from under you?! I like that. Anyways.... la Ronde was cancelled! Youppi!!!So instead of going to La Ronde, we ended up @ La Recréothèque in Laval. Yeah you read right La Recréothèque. For those of you who do not know what this place is, I'll fill you in... It's like a huge arcade complex with bowling, laser quest, bingo and a bunch of other stuff BUT IT'S ALL MEANT FOR KIDS!!!! RUG RATS!!! BAMBINOS!!! WTF!!! I'm not sure my friend knew what this place was all about when he suggested that we go here. Apparently when he walked in, and was mobbed by the hoards of young one, his face was horror stricken.... To make a long story short... we ended up bowling alongside tons and tons of 8 year olds.... Great place for a stag. Yeah yeah yeah... keep the the pedophile jokes to yourselves... dirty minds.
It was actually quite fun. The bowling lane was a sort of psychedelic Alice in Wonderland kind of thing.... You bowled in the dark and the only lighting available were black lights and blinking X-mas lights that illuminated the lanes (you can actually see this in the video I posted)... So... we bowled a couple of games (three strikes for me!) and then blew that pop stand!!! Fun was had by all!
Next up, the St-Jerôme chapter.
Well after a fun time @ bowling, the next item on our wondrous adventure brought us to St-Jerôme. Now I'm not sure of this but I think there is a law stating that no fun shall be had in St-Jerôme, because, this is sort of where everyhting starts going downhill. First on the agenda is Birdie Num Nums @ the illustrious chinese buffet Kam-fu (or something like that)... lunchie munchies!
It was a really odd supper. I'll put it in to context for you guys. My friend invited two groups of people to his bachelor party. His work friends (I fall in to this group) and his other friends from outside of work. And well, it seemed that chemistry between the two groups was non existent. Not just through the meal but the entire night as well. I don't know if it was the MSG and the greasy cream of sum-yung-guy soup or the loads upon loads of deep fried meat, but the conversation at the dinner table was non-existant... seriously. Nobody was talking. Now, it could be that most of them were pretty stoned (actually I didn't smoke, because I was driving), but man! usually there is some stupid stoner banter accompanied by giggles and farts... nope, not this time... nothing... it was weird.
part 2 tomorrow...
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